Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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