If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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