Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
vagina is talking i cant
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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