i jhust puked up my retainher.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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