i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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