I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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