What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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