Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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