If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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