if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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