omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
There r osticjed everywhere
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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