He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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