i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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