Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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