Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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