Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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