girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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