he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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