she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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