This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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