I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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