1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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