Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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