I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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