If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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