you guys were way drunker than both of me
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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