And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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