Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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