i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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