so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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