Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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