Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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