You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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