At least make sure they are 18
Why
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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