ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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