he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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