i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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