Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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