Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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