i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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