I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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