Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I smell like Dick and happiness
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
