Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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