I puked a lego.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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