If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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