Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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