respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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