I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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