just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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