Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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