On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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