i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Jerry, you need to find god
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Come share oat with me in your robe
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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