did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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