You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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