this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm always down for nudity.
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