Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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