But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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