How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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